Worst ... Merchandising ... Ever!

Lucas has hit an all time low with these "Collectible" vomit bags for Virgin Airlines. Don't worry, if your a nerd on a budget you don't have to hop a flights trying to collect these like Burger King glasses -- they're available in stores now!

While all four bags do their best to be funny, none really succeed. The only one that comes close is "The Art of Jedi Combat" bag which seems to go against everything I learned in sex ed by suggesting that with the Jedi Mind Trick "no" can actually mean "yes". Uh, what the fuck is that all about?

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